Huge Envelope Blunder!

Huge Envelope Blunder!
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Horatio ‘Porky’ Nelson

Horatio ‘Porky’ Nelson
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Mike ‘Porky’ Parry’s scratchings to be launched in Wigan! 

Mike ‘Porky’ Parry’s scratchings to be launched in Wigan! 
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WEBSITE LAUNCH

Saturday 18th Feb

The Two Mikes will today finally launch their new website… Read More...

PORKYVISION IN EUROVISION?

Friday 17th Feb

PORKYVISION IN EUROVISION? Read More...

CAPE(d) CRUSADER 

Thursday 16th Feb

CAPE(d) CRUSADER 

Porky Parry is hunting recruits for his campaign “Cats Are Pure Evil”… Read More...

FRENCH BULLDOG BRITAIN'S FAVOURITE DOG?

Wednesday 15th Feb

FRENCH BULLDOG BRITAIN'S FAVOURITE DOG? LABRADO ME A FAVOUR! Read More...

BERBLEDUM AND DUMBER

Sunday 12th Feb

BERBLEDUM AND DUMBER Read More...

PORKY PARRY SHOCKS THE WORLD WITH HIS DAVID BECKHAM KNOWLEDGE

Friday 10th Feb

PORKY PARRY SHOCKS THE WORLD WITH HIS DAVID BECKHAM KNOWLEDGE  Read More...

MIKE PARRY DEMENTIA UPDATE

Thursday 9th Feb

MIKE PARRY DEMENTIA UPDATE
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NO MORE PORKY POUND TALK

Wednesday 8th

NO MORE PORKY POUND TALK Read More...

STOCK MARKET UPDATE STOCK MARKET UPDATE STOCK MARKET UPDATE

Tuesday 7th

STOCK MARKET UPDATE
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"LA STERLINA PORKY" #2

Monday 6th

ITALY FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY AS LA STERLINA PORKY IS A MASSIVE FAILURE  Read More...

‘LA STERLINA PORKY’

Sunday 5th

BREAKING NEWS - ITALIAN GOVERNMENT TO IMPLEMENT ‘LA STERLINA PORKY’ Read More...

PORKMINSTER

Saturday 4th

PORKMINSTER TO SAVE ITALY?

The British Porkminister is in Italy this morning to discuss introducing ‘La Sterlina Porky’ into Italy to help develop their failing economy.

POSTMAN ACQUIRES A NEW EXPENSIVE TIME PIECE

Postman Pork has today become the owner of a new La Banus Watch. The UK based company has sent him Marvellous time piece in the hope it will see a spike in sales. Mr Pork said “It’s a magnificent watch, I can’t believe this. It’s amazing.”
Mike Graham, much like Porky at a family picnic, felt he had been left out. However, in an amazing turn of events he has been sent a huge TEN percent discount on all La Banus watches. It truly is a lucky day for both the Michaels. Read More...

VEGETABLE SHORTAGE

Friday 3rd Feb

VEGETABLE SHORTAGE - PHYSIC PORKY OR PORKY JINX? Read More...

PORKY POUND

Thursday 2nd Feb

PORKY POUND WILL IMPROVE THE BRITISH ECONOMY Read More...

HERMAN THE LEARNER

Wednesday 1st Feb

HERMAN THE LEARNER HAS REVEALED “OVER LEARNING COULD BE A RISK” Read More...

PENICULAR STRUCTURE

Tuesday 31st Jan

PENICULAR STRUCTURE FOUND IN ART WORK - FULL INVESTIGATION UNDERWAY Read More...