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Okay kids, a few of the Porkmeister's wine selections to help you indulge in BLADDERATION IN MODERATION!



The trusty Pinot Grigio.

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This is the classic, my everyday staple (I hope you're not reading this, Dr Banner). It's like water to me - my Italian rehydration fluid of choice.

Taste:
It has a fruity taste with notes of tinned apples, tinned mandarins with a herby side note of dried rosemary.

Food:
It is the perfect partner to my fishfinger tower. Pinot is a drink that I find goes down well with the ladies. When romancing a babe, let them know that you are a man-about-town by ordering a couple of glasses 'from the tap' in a wine bar.

Alternatively, if drinking solo, try bagging a first-class seat on a Virgin train, spread yourself out - papers on the table so that no-one can enter your private zone, and guzzle a bottle or two.


Perfect drinking scenario:
Sitting on my expansive roof terrace at my stockbroker-belt Surrey penthouse (in my outdoor slippers), listening to Everton on the radio.




Porky's Wine Choices…